Sometimes taking the blame can lead to marriage, and thats not such a bad thing! For other good advice watch “One Wife, Two Daughters & Zero Influence” by Mark Poolos only at http://www.drybarcomedy.com/markp
Huge Jim Gaffigan vibes.
omg i laughed my butt off.
this was funny but, that's just your wife dude. I admit that I'm a gassy lady but my farts are all bark, they are very tootie but rarely smelly. Recently though, I was almost murdered by a fart that a coworker of mine let loose, so I can relate to your struggle. I think he had rotten eggs, rotten bacon, with 10 kinds of rotten cheese melted on top and a glass of rotten milk with nesquick for breakfast that morning. I call him the fart-knocker now, not to his face of course. My husband rarely farts in front of me. He only farts when he is going to poo, and he's usually already in the bathroom by then. I only get to hear him fart when he's sleeping. lol. His sleep toots don't smell much either. We eat pretty clean.
Such a good way to find a man worth the husband title lmao!
I hate to break it to you, but I think this is something that is specific to your wife! XD
Mark, your wife needs to take probiotics (bacillus coagulens) to get rid of her Candida overgrowth. Research it.
rolling on the floor howling with laughter~
I would love to be known as the guy who gas chambered an entire wedding bus
I just blame mine on my husband. If he can blame his on the dog, then I can blame mine on him.
To all the sanctimonious busybodies commenting about how this isn't "clean" comedy…please be aware that nobody else likes you…and you are no longer allowed to fart…ever.
this killed me lol
Farting jokes are fun. A+. Although he nudged the line of clean comedy with S-O-B; it's a very familiar abbreviation for the phrase. I would hate to see that embraced by other comics as acceptable because it could snow ball to full on cursing.
more flatulence jokes? Dry Bar, set the bar a bit higher please.
Cracked me up!!
I've never laughed so hard at a fart joke
I would love to do this there, I’m a small town comedian
The funniest ever
Talking about farts "clean comedy"? LOL
um no we dont. but thanks for your kind words sir. as for the lady farts i think he’s on to something w the holding them in for too long point
I like this guy
im dead lmfao
I was laughing all the way.. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"They always smell great." Maybe most of them, but not me lol
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